2 definition by Carlos Spicy-Weiner

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Giving the bitch only one black eye because your other hand is holding a drink.
I was holding a Jameson in my jab-hand, so i just gave her an Irish monocle.
by Carlos Spicy-Weiner April 08, 2011

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A ball of lint on clothing or blankets
Person 1: "That's a faggy sweater."
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Because there's a lot of fags on it."
by Carlos Spicy-weiner June 29, 2010

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