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Angelina Jolie is simply said, perfection. But there is nothing simple about this goddess that walks the earth. From her stunning lips to her amazing body, she represents perfection as a human being. She received international stardom for her roles in the Tomb Raider movies and rightly so. She has somewhat accelerated her movie career whilst caring for her adopted children and the child she has with Brad Pitt (luckiest man in the world).
"Wow, that was perfection, just like Angelina Jolie."

"This movie needed more Angelina Jolie."

"Angelina Jolie - 'nuff said."
by Captain Mazda August 22, 2007

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Angelina Jolie is simply said, perfection. But there is nothing simple about this goddess that walks the earth. From her stunning lips to her amazing body, she represents perfection as a human being. She received international stardom for her roles in the Tomb Raider movies and rightly so. She has somewhat accelerated her movie career whilst caring for her adopted children and the child she has with Brad Pitt (luckiest man in the world).
"Wow, that was perfection, just like Angelina Jolie."

"This movie needed more Angelina Jolie."

"Angelina Jolie - 'nuff said."
by Captain Mazda August 22, 2007

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An incredible, sexy, and blundering ninja who entertains as many people as he kills. His videos are things of beauty and he is known to coin many phrases, usually words beginning with "a" with a "ninj"-prefix added to them.
"I am The One Ninja!"

"And here is, Ninja sauce!"
by Captain Mazda August 22, 2007

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a rare form of literary awesomeness derived from combo; allowing one the act of creating a subset of combo instantly increasing the user's legendary status.
Terence: C-C-C-COMBOBBREAKER!
Fritz: Holy fucking shit
by Captain Mazda September 05, 2009

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Small, hair-covered shit pellets that can be trapped within the hairy crevasse of an unwashed ass. Reminiscent of fish pellets.
"Fuck, there's a fishit in my shorts."
by Captain Mazda December 29, 2007

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When you and a distant friend's sphincters become synchronized and you end up taking a dump at the same time.
...did we just sphync?
by Captain Mazda September 14, 2010

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A scaternity is a group of people associated or formally organized for a common purpose, interest, and pleasure in feces and fecal matter.
Bro 1: I gotta take a shit, dude.
Bro 2: Oh me too, bro.
Bro 1: It's like we're a scaternity!
by Captain Mazda September 02, 2010

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