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A volcheeks is an absolute gather. He is the most sexy human being on earth. Mostly given to men who have a penis over 12 inches and booty cheeks as fat as Any guy or girl would love to have a volcheek in their life.
Papa #1: Dude, is that volcheeks over there?
Papa Izadi: you Bet! Look at them cheeks!
by Captain Tripod April 01, 2018

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A volcheeks is an absolute gather. He is the most sexy human being on earth. Mostly given to men who have a penis over 12 inches and booty cheeks as fat as Any guy or girl would love to have a volcheek in their life.
Papa #1: Dude, is that volcheeks over there?
Papa Izadi: you Bet! Look at them cheeks!
by Captain Tripod April 01, 2018

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Buy a volcheeks mug!