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When a girl sucks your dick...
My girl gave me a Beejay last night. It was real cool.
by Cap'n David William Crunch April 13, 2009

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Short for Pilsner Urquell. Since 1843 it has satisfied our taste for good beer. Pilsner is just about the only Czech product imported into the United States.

Frank:
I need a beer....

Dave:
Let's get a Pilsner!

Frank:
Yeah, it's expensive, but better then Bud, the ***start of sarcastic voice*** "king" of beers ***end sarcastic voice***

David:
Hehehe...
by Cap'n David William Crunch April 12, 2009

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Ye olde English Waye of saying ye Moron.
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Nice dudes, that try to brainwash you. Next thing you know you're a nice dude that's trying to brainwash someone!
Mormon Dude 1:
Hello Sir. We're Morons, UGH sorry, we're Mormons.

Mormon Dude 2:
We want to tell you all about the book of Mormon.

You:
Okay, come in...

****A FEW YEARS LATER****

You:
Hello Sir!
Mormon Dude 3:
We're here to tell you all about the book of Mormon!
by Cap'n David William Crunch April 12, 2009

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