15 definitions by Broken Jarhead

The act of winging open the uncircumcised foreskin and collecting the semen of multiple men inside like a bowl, before stuffing it in the trembling, but ready mouth of another man.

Similar to a Bro Vet, a veteran who has all the basic vet things: a truck, guns, a beard, and veteran clothing. The key defining difference being that the Basic Vet also has a longing to get famous from gay porn.

When you haven't been out partying for a while but decide it's time, then wake up with a stomach full of quaaludes and a pint of your own semen.

One who wears Mickey Mouse accoutrements while having an orgy, and masturbates over random stranger's bodies. Generally the Mickey Shooter was not invited to the party.

When a Dependa (usually found hustling pyramid schemes) finds someone not willing to call her by her husband’s rank. With no warning and no way out, she explodes on you telling you how you should respect her hoofed self while her fupa jiggles and kankles scream.

A person who eats leftover food either off a table, our out of the trash can. Not because they need to, but because they want to.

When a female inserts skittles into her vagina, and another person fishes them out with their tongue.