1 definition by Bow down, I'm Jesus.
A SHAWYAN is an annoying little shit who makes people Google phone numbers to verify their identity all while making them turn into a physical tomato.
"SHAWYAN was the man who broke Leviticus's heart by dumping his ugly pretentious ass for someone else, so Leviticus never wanted Shawyan to enjoy penile affection again and made it a sin."
by Bow down, I'm Jesus. March 13, 2015
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