11 definitions by Bottom Ford, Esq

A state of burn-out suffered by the partners of David Byrne fans who think he’s funny for a couple of years but then only tolerate him out of love.
“If Bottom plays Little Creatures one more time I am going to get Byrned out.”
by Bottom Ford, Esq June 26, 2011
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The social offense of wasting people’s time by blathering on for a whole paragraph when a short sentence would suffice.
“All I wanted to know was whether Bottom is still smoking. He wrote back a whole paragaffe about why it’s none of my business and smoking is not a problem for him.”
by Bottom Ford, Esq April 25, 2011
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Swimwear with long sleeves and pants, like long johns, for swimming. Designed for sun protection and/or modesty.
Meet me in Hawaii. I’ll be the girl wearing swim johns.
by Bottom Ford, Esq December 12, 2010
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1. The state or trait of being an asshole.

2. Success in following one’s bliss to such a state.
We find that tattoos with violent themes indicate ass wholeness.
by Bottom Ford, Esq April 19, 2012
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