99 definition by Blue Cawdrey

UK: Sometimes used at pub time in male company to acknowlege that somebody has let one rip.
It is said in a posh voice parodying behaviour in more gentile circles.
Jimmy raised his left buttock and let one rip that rattled the half empty glasses on the table, even before the smell of baking brownies had begun to disapate his mates chorused 'more tea vicar'.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

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A current trend in television programs where people are told that they do not match the cultural norm either in the way they look or dress. Using special effects, advanced computer manipulation and spray painting techniques the person is then given the illusion that they look like a film star or can afford to buy top line designer clothes while bringing up two small children on a part time job serving fries.

While showing the person 'before' is common. The post 'make over' victim is not often seen.
She thought the television makeover would change her life, but the next day on looking in the mirror she noticed that her acne, goofy teeth and the huge wart on her nose had somehow mysteriously re-appeared.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

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A way to tell a slacker to hurry up.

Probally implies that the person has their finger in their bunghole or is sat on their finger.
1. If you do not get your finger out you will miss your train.

2. If you do not get your finger out and finish this job the boss will be furious.

3. If you do not get your finger out and apologize she is going to leave you.
by Blue Cawdrey November 22, 2004

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Archaic term originating in the industrial North of England.

Similar in meaning to the shit hit the fan

the mill, a textile mill or factory.
<Lancashire accent>
The'v layed off 200 hundred at Crossleys, the'll be trouble at 't mill, you mark my words.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

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The dead skin and other gunk that builds up on a computer keyboards over time.
Euuuk! shake off that keyboard plaque someware else.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

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A magazine with mainly sexual content pictures and stories used when stimulating the wanking gland.
Him: Dammit the vicar saw my wank mags.
Her: You should not have left them out on the coffee table.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

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UK: Term leftover from before the decimalisation of British currency (1971).

It implies that something is dodgy or not kosher.
A ten bob (shilling) note was legal pre-decimal paper currency.
Chaz: So 'you going to buy that Capri from Honest Johns?

'arry: Nah Chaz, the fekah's bent as a nine bob note.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

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