2 definition by Bill (A.K.A. Scallop)

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1. The opposite of Squidward, who is God.
2. The Antichrist.
3. Squidward's highschool nemesis.
Squilliam has a mansion, and Squidward does not. How sad.
by Bill (A.K.A. Scallop) January 19, 2012

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God

...you are hearing this from an atheist.

Squidward is God.
Do not deny it. You know the truth.
Squidward is God, and Squilliam (God's highschool nemesis/powner) is the Antichrist.
by Bill (A.K.A. Scallop) January 19, 2012

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