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The term "William Stump" is slang for a young boy typically from Vietnam. A William Stump is usually autistic, but can also just be borderline retarded. This is also the name given to a very white boy who is 12 feet tall and has a 4 foot penis. William Stump usually can be found conducting scientific research on the brain of retarded children while they scream to see what kind of affects it has on the brain of a developing fetus. He realized that by containing these children in cages, he can use them to make electricity for plantation owners. Born in 1658, William Dump learned how to take big craps in the potty. He also invented the video camera and would use it to videotape the retarded children banging their arms and legs against their cage. He also used the camera to prove that all eight legs of a retarded child is off of the ground when they run. Such as the Sallie Gardner at a Gallop experiment conducted by Eadweard Muybridge on June 15, 1878. William Rump was way ahead of his time. Despite being severely autistic. #Dab

The Mississippi Burglar is a term for a burglar who engages in bizarre activities whilst robbing a household. Such activities include (but are not limited to) shitting in your sink, bathtub, kitchen, kitchen sink, bed, under the bed, on the ceiling, and on the roof. Fecal matter can also sometimes be found smeared on the wall. This is quite rare however. The Mississippi Burglar has been seen only a couple times out of the thousands of robberies he has done. He is described as 3 feet tall, with a beard that reaches his ankles, is reported to be near 700 pounds, and has large boobs even though he is a man. Keep in mind that only throwing your own fecal matter at him will make him run away from your house. If you see him robbing a neighbors home, keep your distance, and lock your kids in the basement.

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The Mississippi Burglar is a term for a burglar who engages in bizarre activities whilst robbing a household. Such activities include (but are not limited to) shitting in your sink, bathtub, kitchen, kitchen sink, bed, under the bed, on the ceiling, and on the roof. Fecal matter can also sometimes be found smeared on the wall. This is quite rare however. The Mississippi Burglar has been seen only a couple times out of the thousands of robberies he has done. He is described as 3 feet tall, with a beard that reaches his ankles, is reported to be near 700 pounds, and has large boobs even though he is a man. Keep in mind that only throwing your own fecal matter at him will make him run away from your house. If you see him robbing a neighbors home, keep your distance, and lock your kids in the basement.

The Mississippi Burglar is a term for a burglar who engages in bizarre activities whilst robbing a household. Such activities include (but are not limited to) shitting in your sink, bathtub, kitchen, kitchen sink, bed, under the bed, on the ceiling, and on the roof. Fecal matter can also sometimes be found smeared on the wall. This is quite rare however. The Mississippi Burglar has been seen only a couple times out of the thousands of robberies he has done. He is described as 3 feet tall, with a beard that reaches his ankles, is reported to be near 700 pounds, and has large boobs even though he is a man. Keep in mind that only throwing your own fecal matter at him will make him run away from your house. If you see him robbing a neighbors home, keep your distance, and lock your kids in the basement.

A boy usually named Will who burglarizes homes. He then proceeds to scream "I'm the Mississippi Burglar!" And then shits in your sink. Don't temp this man. He will end you!

The term "William Stump" is slang for a young boy typically from Vietnam. A William Stump is usually autistic, but can also just be borderline retarded. This is also the name given to a very white boy who is 12 feet tall and has a 4 foot penis. William Stump usually can be found conducting scientific research on the brain of retarded children while they scream to see what kind of affects it has on the brain of a developing fetus. He realized that by containing these children in cages, he can use them to make electricity for plantation owners. Born in 1658, William Dump learned how to take big craps in the potty. He also invented the video camera and would use it to videotape the retarded children banging their arms and legs against their cage. He also used the camera to prove that all eight legs of a retarded child is off of the ground when they run. Such as the Sallie Gardner at a Gallop experiment conducted by Eadweard Muybridge on June 15, 1878. William Rump was way ahead of his time. Despite being severely autistic. Dab