554 definition by Bastardized Bottomburp

I wish I could get Windows 2000 but unfortunately I am stuck with this crappy OS until further notice.
Action: MSN Messenger is currently unavailable.
Reaction: Crash

Action: Internet Explorer as caused an error.
Reaction: Freeze everything. Crash

Action: Windows ME starts up
Reaction: Crash

Action: Hit 'Enter' key
Reaction: Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Error. Blue Screen. Ctrl+Alt+Delete. Screen turns black. Crash.
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

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An item on Homer Simpson's revenge list.
"Lousy gravity..."
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 01, 2003

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1) the opposite of who you usually are and your presonality (e.g. a hippie's alter ego would be a fascist dictator)
2. the bad side of a person that may come to life at anytime, switching your personality (this is fantasy, though some people may believe they have an alter-ego in which they can't control).
3) A person who you aren't ut you act as sometimes as though you have transformed (e.g Eminem's alter ego is Slim Shady)
My real name is Tim James. My alter ego is Aaron Lewis.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

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The bloated sack in which resides in the anus. It is blissfully restocked with gas, daily. The toxins in the gas are enough to render a snob unconscious. The gases are expelled on a daily basis from the anus approximately 15 times a day. 2 times if you are a gimboid. 30 if you work at a fast food retaurant.
My colon is feelin' great, thank you!
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

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hell yeah, motherfux0rs. The government should shut their fucking mouths and stop fucking around with censorship.
The government payed me to say $%#@ instead of cunt. That must make me a god damn chiggajiggawigganigga.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 30, 2003

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How Ren pronounces 'Kill'
Steempy I weel keel you!
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 20, 2003

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Short for 'All Your Base,' which is short for 'all your base are belong to us'
come and see the AYB Flash movie
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003

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