554 definitions by Bastardized Bottomburp

When combined with a light-bulb and a happy-looking cartoon fish, creates a Japanese version of Homer Simpson known as 'Mr. Sparkle,' a brand of dish washer detergent that banishes dirt to the land of wind and ghosts.
Mr. Sparkle is direspectful to dirt.
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003
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A length of time that is very-under-exaggerated.
<Killer> Hey there.
<Spiller> Hi, I'll be back in a second.
<Killer> Okay.
*** 20 minutes later ***
<Killer> ...
<Spiller> I'm back.
<Killer> Where were you?
<Spiller> Hang on, back in a second.
*** Killer is offline ***
by Bastardized Bottomburp November 02, 2003
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Looks like Windows ME, sounds like Windows ME, tastes like Windows ME. But, brother, it ain't Windows ME. I would give half a lung (not MY lung, mind you) to get this OS, or atleast WinXP.
Mmm... Win2000.
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 29, 2003
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Blatantly un-Pop. Only ignorami would consider them to be Pop Music, and probably have only heard 2-3 of their songs (Chop Suey, Toxicity, Aerials).
Do what the title says and "Steal This Album," so you can listen to some real music.
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 26, 2003
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To abuse without physical contact, but simply by using words and insults.
"Your dad's a lesbian named Vicky!" - Verbal Abuse.
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 02, 2003
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Homer Simpson's new identity due to a relocation program the Simpsons used after Sideshow Bob began plotting against murdering Bart. Homer would never respond when 'Hello, Mr. Thompson' was said to him.
"When I stomp on your foot, you smile and nod. {Stomping} Hello Mr. Thompson..."
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003
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one who is rotund
Daniel is a tubby fool, as is Marshall and Adley.
by Bastardized Bottomburp April 01, 2003
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