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(Verb) When you poop at a low a altitude.
Man I was forced to do a loppu on there due to the tacos
by Asriel's Mcfucksause. September 13, 2020

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When you're so unlucky that something extremely bad and impossible happens, this is in reference to a popular Portal 2 speed run by top speedrunner Can't Even where in chapter 8 of Portal 2 (The Itch) the game spawned Frankenturrets in such a way that it calls the game to be softlocked, causing him to kill the speedrun that was on a world record pase, which is so impossible that it has not been documented through the 8 and a half year it was released, the equivalent of dieing of the common cold because the bacteria/virus got into your brain randomly.

The opposite of Dream's Luck
Wow, he sure has some Can't Even's Luck for getting hit by a Lamborghini along the countryside.
by Asriel's Mcfucksause. January 01, 2021

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A type weapon found in the Borderland series.
Old West styled and fire as fast as you can click the trigger.
If it takes more then one shot you ain't using a Jakobs.
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by Asriel's Mcfucksause. October 31, 2019

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