A dumb piece of shit. The whitest bitch ever, like his parents lose him when he goes out in the snow. This Nigga is basically transparent and somehow got one of the nicest girls ever as a girlfriend and all the girls are into him. Like what the fuck?! He’s who we all want to have the perks of being without actually being
Jock #1: Bro why’d your girl dump you?
Jock #2: She wanted a chance with that asshole Quinn Maynard
Jock #1: Oh yeah me too bro, Fuck that guy
This kid is the whitest bitch ever. When winter comes, his parents lose him in the snow. This Nigga is borderline transparent. Somehow this kid’s girlfriend is the nicest girl ever. He literally gets every girl he lays his eyes on, whether he wants it or not. He’s the guy who everyone wants the perks of being without actually being
Jock #1: Hey bro, why’d your girl break up with you?
Jock #2: She wanted a change with that asshole Quinn Maynard
Jock #1: Oh yeah, same here bro. That happens to like everyone man, don’t sweat it
