The 4th of September every year is known as “International Shut Up Blake Day”. This age-old holiday precedes any religion and is celebrated all over the world. It is vital that this day is cherished and all Blakes are told to just shut up for 24 hours and stop spewing their toxic filth.
Blake: Hey guys, this one time I-
Everyone: Blake shut the fuck up you piece of shit it’s International Shut Up Blake Day fuck off
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