Breastiness

The quality of possessing large or conspicuous breasts.

The women on my family can balance things on their bust but I would like a more proper level of breastiness but not go too far with it.

by ApricotFields June 11, 2019

Wurstfest

Any circumstance with an over abundance of males and a serious lack of females.

I wanted to get some but the place was a total wurstfest.

by ApricotFields October 14, 2020

Position 99

What French people call spooning or theoretically, any sex position in which both partners have bodies parallel, facing in the same direction.

The second best position is position 99.

by ApricotFields September 28, 2018

Abduction

When someone is forcefully removed and detained, especially when done by aliens or to children.

A divorced parent without full custody taking their child on a road trip is abduction but parents unanimously moving their child to a new environment isn't for some reason.

by ApricotFields June 29, 2020

Thotling

A young THOT.

I was left in charge of a thotling that didn't give me a moment's peace.

by ApricotFields June 18, 2020

Ancompton

The hypothetical land in which anarchist communist-society has been realized.

In ancompton, it's not the case that everyone owns everything, it's just that each workforce owns their respective business collectively.

by ApricotFields May 22, 2019

Pedamory

Being romantically and/or sexually attracted to children, especially prepubescent ones.

Arguably Lewis Carroll and Alice Liddell are history's best known example pedamory.

by ApricotFields August 12, 2021