Definitions by Anonymous 

Muff 

1. A warm, furry place to warm up your appendages. 2. My girlfriend's cat.

"She has a might nice muff in her lap."

Muff by Anonymous December 5, 2002

jism 

1. A nutritional liquid which eminates from the end of the male organ after stimulation. 2. A tasty snack. 3. Nectar of the wanker.

"Sally drinks jism."
"Sally blew the football team and swallowed all of their jism."
"Sally's skin is so young looking, she must be getting a regular dose of jism in her diet."

jism by Anonymous December 5, 2002

bull frog 

verb: when one pukes and shits and the same time.

I drank so many beers that i bullfrogged all over my sneaks.

bull frog by Anonymous December 5, 2002

Penis 

long thing

Penis by Anonymous December 5, 2002

Ruby starfruit 

A glistening young anus.

How could the priest resist that ruby starfruit looking him square in the face?

Ruby starfruit by Anonymous December 5, 2002

horsecock 

1. A physiological phenomenon where the male organ grows to enormous size. 2. Any penis that exceeds 18 to 20 inches with a girth exceeding 4 inches.

"He has a terrible case of horsecock."
"I'm sorry, I really love you, but there is no way I can take a horsecock."
"We saw this movie where this girl attempted to do this guy with a huge horsecock."

horsecock by Anonymous December 5, 2002

government 

people who like to ruin everything that is fun in our country

government by Anonymous December 5, 2002