1163 definitions by Anonymous

1073
An evil deceiving piece of crap who likes to fill your e-mail inbox with crap about buying all sorts of ghey shit.
"If you see a spammer on the street, beat him with the nearest blunt object."
by Anonymous July 12, 2003
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1074
The act of lubing any person's anus with a spam.
"I have a food fetish, so before I ate her ass, I spamotulated it!" says John.
by Anonymous July 11, 2003
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1076
Spider monkey + Glue + Glitter + Glass beads = fun
I played with my spanglemonkey all day until he choked on a bead and died.
by Anonymous October 16, 2003
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1. A disciplinary measure for children whereby the child is striken on the bottocks, either bared or clothed, with either the hand or an implement such as a wooden spoon.
2. A fetish were but consenting adults strike each other on the butt to induce sexual pleasure.
Al: <spanks Sally>
Def. 1: Sally cries.
Def. 2: Sally moans with pleasure.
by Anonymous October 08, 2002
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