16 definitions by AnnieOakley120

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The meal that is eaten when it's too late for lunch and too early for dinner. It should be substantial enough to last through the evening and therefore make it possible to skip dinner all together.
I'm hungry. I didn't eat lunch at 12 and probably won't eat dinner at 6, so lets have linner at 4.
by annieoakley120 September 26, 2010
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The theory that when we accidentally drop an object (where ever we happen to be at the moment) it no doubt falls or rolls to the farthest, unreachable place. It is a mysterious theory that never fails to happen.
I was putting on my make up and my lipstick fell on the floor. Murphy's Far Falling Unreachable Theory kicked in because it was no where to be found. I had to hunt and excavate the room in order to finally find it behind the dresser under the rug.
by annieoakley120 August 07, 2010
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A Pillow Partner is a large, comfy, sink-into pillow in one's bed, that will substitute for a real boyfriend/girlfriend when one can not get that person of your dreams. A person can fantasize, hug, kiss and cuddle with his/her Pillow Partner when the real "one" isn't there. It satisfies the desire to hug and cuddle with someone.
The man I truly love is unavailable, so I hug my Pillow Partner every night as I go to sleep, and I fantasize that it's really him that I'm hugging to sleep.
by annieoakley120 March 20, 2011
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An ankle of a very fat person that is so fat that it combines with the calf of the leg to create one large formation and it no longer has the definition of an ankle.

A leg or legs with much flesh on it, usually wobbling, that has no shapely definition.
The woman who weighed 400 pounds had legs that resembled tree trunks. Her cankles were a combination of her ankles and her calves all in one.
by AnnieOakley120 March 04, 2010
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A soon to be invented machine that measures how badly your life sucks on a scale of one to 10. Anything over 10 is reason to seek immediate help.
According to my suckometer, my life today isn't too bad. It sucked much worse last week.
by annieoakley120 April 16, 2010
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Constipation. Not being able to poop (go number 2, defecate, have a bowel movement) when one is nervous, anxious, has been traveling, is at a "foreign" toilet, moved to a new environment or has people around or near them. The inability to have a normal bowel movement in a relaxed way, due to changes in the environment and becoming nervous or anxious.
When I went on my 1 week vacation cruise, I had poopxiety all week and was unable to poop, due to the changes in my environment.
by annieoakley120 October 23, 2011
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A an orgasm, usually fake, that occurs when one is bored to death having sex with someone they'd much rather not be with.
During sex with her boring husband, Mary managed to squeeze out a boredgasm, just to get over having sex with him, so that she could go on to her other activities of the day.
by AnnieOakley120 February 25, 2010
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