51 definitions by Angus McCracken

The ultimate expression of admiration or love for a girl who is so hot this is really the only fitting description.

(Noun) a character in the world of penis puppetry. The hungry sparrow can only be created from an uncircumcised penis. The puppeteer grabs the very tip of the uncircumcised penis separating the flaps of foreskin thereby creating an opening, whilst pulling the penis directly upward. The result is the appearance of a hungry sparrow yearning sky ward, looking for his Mom and the promise of food. A puppeteer with advanced skills can manipulate the foreskin in a manner that when combined with bird calls truly brings the hungry sparrow to life.

When you think your girl friend has swallowed your load only to have your own semen deceptively spat back into your mouth while kissing her.

A short instructional video to teach newcomers the in's and out's of the vagina.

Defines the ultimate goal of any girl where her intent is to engulf your entire member in a near scandalous blow job.

Often referred to as a whore or nasty slut because she has fucked your entire friend group, her refusal to even consider fucking you makes her a total bitch.

A military term (specifically in the infantry) for corn kernels that regardless of the degree to which they are chewed still appear as full kernels in the toilet.