Defines the ultimate goal of any girl where her intent is to engulf your entire member in a near scandalous blow job.
Holly shit is Sally good; she took me tip to taint until I could feel her bottom lip on my asshole.
Often confused with the sense that people on an island have about the.progression of time.
The correct definition refers to a specialized dump that can only be created my a certified dump master. In order to take an Island Time shit the dumper must drop at least one fully formed log into a toilet containing tidy bowl blue water whilst simultaneously urinating into the toilet. The yellow mixes with the blue creating an ocean green that the Caribbean is well known for.
If the dumper wipes and adds toilet paper to the bowl it is no longer an Island Time shit. This is why the conditions must be right and this can only be pulled off by a dump master.
It is also necessary to rise before wiping to get a view of your masterpiece from a height. Pics are not necessary but always appreciated.
Rare as an Island Time dump is it is even rarer to hear a female boast and or mention this type of specialized shit.
Man that looks like a photo from the plane when I went on Spring Break. Smell that...it is Island Time!
What you call Grandma's house when your Grandma is as mean as a snake, can't remember shit cause she drinks 8 ounce of rum a day, and refuses to wear diapers cause somewhere on this planet shitting yourself is an actual sport.
Don't complain to me Sis about your tour in Afgrandmastan. Dad dropped me off in Afgrandmastan yesterday and I saw her porky pigging it up the stairs. Afgrandmastan is burned into my soul.
Severely itchy nuts that are relieved with the removal of the offending gitch. More common on a hot day but can be caused by improper hygiene, cheap underwear or even a new laundry detergent.
If you still have gitch itch after taking the gitch off you might want to see a doctor.
A short instructional video to teach newcomers the in's and out's of the vagina.
My date thought he was the bomb. Truth be told he needs to watch a vagitorial or two.
(Noun) a reasonably polite term to identify that you have just shit your pants.
More commonly used in the UK by the posh upper crust.
I dare say old boy what is that smell?
Terribly sorry it would appear as though I've just dropped a steaming pile of nickers snickers
Buy a
Nickers Snickers
mug!
(Verb) what happens when your girlfriend is so hammered she needs to shit and puke, but makes the wrong call on which one needs to happen first.
Cindy is stuck in the bathroom. The smell of her own shit caused her to puke into her gitch. Worst case of panty puke I ever saw. Someone should go help the poor girl.
