3 definitions by Angry at Everyone

A poser who uses affiliation with a fire or EMS dept to try to seem cool. Usually a young inexperienced member of a volunteer fire or EMS service who has the lowest possible position (volunteer truck washer) in the department, hangs out at the station house because he has no life, and is usually fat and has 5 chins, or is mentally slow, has no women, and lives with three dogs that pee inside his house, but somehow this same dude has $8,500 worth of emergency lights and bullshit on his car, installs a siren to replace his car horn, wears the same "FDNY: 9-11/never forget" baseball cap and "thin blue line" shirt EVERY DAY, and carries a huge scanner radio in his coat pocket. The Whacker will use said radio to listen for emergency dispatch calls just so he can use his lights and siren to respond to the scene at 90MPH, almost causing 20 accidents on the way, just to direct traffic with a glow-baton while REAL first responders do the grown-up rescue and firefighting work... A whacker tells everyone else he knows that he is Assistant Chief of the whole department even though no one believes him.

A contraction of the words "thigh" and "butt". Used to denote the area on an old or morbidly obese girl's ass where the buttcheek meets her leg where either advanced age or fat has removed the nice shapely division between these two body parts and replaced it with an area where the buttcheek and upper thigh join into a single homologous lump. Said girl will also normally have a massive FUPA. Similar to kankles.

OR a derogatory way a pretty girl who THINKS she is overweight talks about her own ass.

A highly needy person who claims to be an athiest but is really just angry at the Catholic church. So to fulfill their unending need for attention, they spread blasphemy or anti-God propaganda in their Twitter or FB page to incite arguments with religious folks. Basically, they cherish all the self-fellating, closed minded, dogmatic, agenda pushing aspects of religion, just replacing God with "Multiverse". (an equally unobservable, unverified, magically giant thing that can create something out of nothingness)