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A creepy man who wanders the woods at night on his bicycle; he is rather fat and wears lederhosen with very short shorts and a green cap with a feather. He only has one tooth.

"Don't wander the woods at night!"
"Why?"
"Irv might get you!"

by Angry Cougar-Kitty Angel March 12, 2009

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Paige

A girl who flirts without realizing it, a whore, a slut, a bitch

"Did you see her? She was all over him, in his lap, touching him, giggling."

"She is SUCH a Paige!"

by Angry Cougar-Kitty Angel March 12, 2009

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