A damn near perfect girl from a long line of good looking and all-together awesome girls.
Random Generic Guy 1: Dude, she's so hot
Random Generic Guy 2: I know, you should see her sister...
Random Generic Guy 1: Man, she's such a juer.
A Hippo Crit. A critical hit worthy of being defined as Hippopotamus-like. It is a gargantuan damage hit and is usually a crit of over 9000 damage dealt.
WoW Nerd(1): OMGAWD GUYS! I JUST GOT A HIPPOCRIT!!
Guild Mate: How much, man?
WoW Nerd(1): Over 9000!!!
WoW Nerd(2): HOLY SHIT DUDE!! OVER 9000!? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!