43 definitions by All Bets Hedged

He knew she got around but he was still ready to lick the doorknob.

Kaleb was ready for a hot pocket in the freezer but it wasn’t cold enough outside.

Alex kept talking shit so I hit him with a Muddy Club.

When he said he could handle anything I showed him his error in judgement by decking the attic.

When she told me she was at the 8 month mark I offered her a turducken.

He said he was dropping his car off at the shop, so I didn't know if he was having sex with his wife, dropping his car off at the shop, or just UDic'ing me again.

My dad and I had always fancied the neighbors wife but I didn’t think we would ever have a stand up sportsman’s double.