1 definition by Alien Johnson69

Probably the biggest bitch you’ll ever meet. This hardass usually winds up dating your best friend and making his life a living hell. She never makes sense in her arguments because obviously she’s blonde. I can’t remember the last time she did anything for anyone but herself. She takes and takes but never gives back. Another thing she seems to get are those pesky UTI’s and kidney infections. Any time you ask her to hang out she uses her medical conditions as excuses.