35 definitions by Alberto Safin

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The most vile, cruel, arrogant, and dangerous animals on earth
Humans caused a lot of destruction and killed billions of animals for stupid reasons. They killed over 17 million minks because they were afraid of covid.
by Alberto Safin December 19, 2020
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Angel: who allowed you to do this?
God: you wanted humans any you got humans.
Angel: I NEVER ASKED FOR A MONSTER!
by Alberto Safin February 25, 2021
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The world doesn’t revolve around money. Life isn’t about money. People can do great things but because of money they cannot. Money is also the number one cause of divorce and it adds unnecessary stress and complications to people’s lives.
Money is actually useless. The things of real value are actual resources.
by Alberto Safin October 22, 2020
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A small and very skinny person. They usually don’t have much physical strength but it’s always the twigs that have the big dongs
Person 1: my dick is 7 inches literally

Person 2: I believe you. Why is it always the twigs that have the big dicks?
by Alberto Safin December 01, 2020
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A tv show that was originally supposed to be a comedy and parody of real life. But real life has gotten so bizarre that the show is basically a documentary.
In a South Park episode Stan got vaginitis because he refused to eat meat. And now covid apparently gives men erectile disfunction.
by Alberto Safin December 10, 2020
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