When you are jerking off to some nasty shit then you bust and you are like “what is this filth”
Friend-Man do you ever find porn to be nasty after you nut.
Wiser friend-My friend that’s what we the people call Post-Nut Depression
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They look like Muslim women the only difference is nuns don’t explode
I am dating nun
When you apply your bare nut sack to the top of a table then have someone proceed to take a massive stomp right onto your nuts having them explode into many wet chunks of sperm
Shut up before I give you a Muslim nutsack
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To nut (jizz, ejaculate or cumm) elegantly.
I’m gonna flanguish all over the queens face
You contract the virus the first time you nut and after you nut the first time you will always be trying to jerk off. It don’t matter if you’ve survived NNN you will eventually succumb to the virus and chase the nut. Usually the Nut Virus is fueled by the hornet and no young man can escape it until the reach adult hood where the virus weakens but still lays there. In some the virus is much worse than in others but all who have nutted gave contracted the virus.
Friend 1: has your little brother fallen sick yet
Friend 2: yes I unfortunately have walked in on him Twix’s this week the Nut Virus is strong in him
Friend 1: he might need a girl to really pop that expanding ballon if horniness he’s got ever since he nutted last month for the first time.
When you turn you shower faucet on to the intense setting and bend over in the shower while spreading your cheeks with your hands and letting the water shoot the turds out of your ass
Friend-Yo you shit so fast did you even wipe.
You-No I am just gonna give myself a European faucet in the shower.
Friend-Oh good those are the best
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When you take the Binki or Paassifier away from a baby and hand them your penis instead and have them suck on it. Not weird though because the baby is willing sucking on it.
my wife was away on a business trip and I got so horny I had the 10-month-old give me the good old Binki Head.