A secretive society of moth killers who are moths themselves but decide to drown wretched house moths in their spare time. They claim that house moths are signs of evil and by killing them they will be transferred into moth heaven, where they become a part of the Angel Moth Society to haunt people.
Homeless person: SPARE ANY CHANGE
Woman on phone: omg! A free moth exterminating job called Extermimoths! Open 24 hours!
Homeless person: ahh!! *grabs phone* “hello?... yes... I come... exterminate... 1p a day... I’M COMING!”
The absolutely most underrated character in the whole of Star Wars. With his dashing looks and enchanting laugh, Salacious deserved better :(
Star Wars fan 1: Hey Adam, is that our almighty saviour Salacious Crumb?!
Star Wars fan 2: Why yes it is, fellow Chris! Pop off Salacious!
Buy a
Salacious Crumb
mug!
An extremely talented nature guy who is associated with the successful book “Victorious Bugs” starring Victor the ladybug
Leaf One: Wow! That guy knows his leaves!
Leaf Two: I know right! He is a total Chris Packham!
Bill the Joe is an infamous yet quintessential dude stationed at the heart of flamingo park. He is best known for his role as the red shirt guy of the twister and roams in the same area as side buzz cut Batman t shirt
Glamorous guitar lighter: Ahoy who may be situated over there by ye olde umbrella seat!
Marks and Spencer’s chicken din: Why that fella is Bill the Joe! Absolute talk of the pelican diner
With her luscious blonde locks and top notch dancing skills, Wendy Jones is indeed the queen of strippers and the definition of iconic.
*WAP begins to play*
Organic bitch 1: oh lord it’s the Wendy Jones anthem
*Miss Jones enters the room and dances until the day is done*
Organic bitch 2: Damn sis really ate and left no crumbs!
