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A city in Central Florida almost directly between Tampa and Orlando! Not much to do but sit in a parking lot and BS with friends, drink at house parties (that you're not allowed inside for), and hang out on the lakes. It is the location of Cypress Gardens Adventure Park. Beware of the ALLIGATORS! They're everywhere!
My friends and I live in Winter Haven where we have nothing better to do than waist time doing nothing.
by *Scotty* July 17, 2008
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