Bogan I'd Like To Fuck... When you see the worst dressed, foul/loud mouthed person you wouldn't be caught dead in public with, and find yourself strangely aroused by how attractive their body features are.
"What a BILF!"
"Check out that BILF"
It's 11am and you've just parked your CAR at the shopping center, as you walk past the bus stop you see a bottle-blonde girl (couple of inches of black/brown re-growth) with a huge rack get off the bus. She is usually wearing an ADIDAS tracky with big hoop earings and some horrible coloured make-up. She then proceeds to speak extremely loudly to her bogan friend who is 50 KG overweight saying something along the lines of: "where's the fuckin' bottlo I need some rum" in front of a crowd of people who all stare and shake their heads, she turns to one onlooker and says "what the fuck you lookin' at" and spits on the ground in front of him. BILF.