The Encyclopedia Brittanica defines love as something too complicated to define.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about love: avoid if at all possible.
I would do anything for love.
A very clear signal that the phrase's user is groin-grabbingly
horny and wants whomever they direct it to have sex with them right now.
This is incredibly sexy when it's said by an attractive, submissive female.
When the attractive, submissive female whispered, "Take me," I couldn't help but do what she wished.
A sandwich consisting of two pieces of bread, generally white, lightly toasted, and a piece of melty cheese, usually American or Cheddar, placed between them. Highly tasty.
I love grilled cheese sandwiches.
Usually a very early time; specifically, sunrise, but can be used to describe any ungodly-early hour. More often used by folk of rural upbringing.
We get up at the crack of dawn to feed the chickens.
An evil boy genius from the excellent Y-7-rated cartoon Xiaolin Showdown
. He invents different kinds of useless attack robots and is highly failure-prone and -phobic. Looks kinda Goth
That Jack Spicer's a bumbling, Goth-lookin' evil boy genius.
A young male, generally from pre-pubescent to adolescent stage, who displays exceptional intelligence and/or handiness with electronics and science. This is the most common type of young genius and is distinguished by using their inventions, usually death rays or attack robots, for wrongdoing.
That evil boy genius just had one of his robots steal my grilled cheese
Jack Bots! Annihilatify them!