My leader my fuhalatoogan is here
The truest of smooth criminals. Using good looks to win small favors or win little debates without the other person feeling shorted.
A girl who farts and sharts but at the end of the day turns out to be the prettiest girl on the planet that I am so excited to marry now.
Yo, I'm sure that broad over there is finna fart on you and shart on your kitchen floor leaving you Arielled.
Peter griffin but with a g
What came from a minor misspelling of "Peter Skinny"
Pretty funny if you ask me.
What came from a minor misspelling of "Peter Skinny"
Pretty funny if you ask me.
What a person attempts to maintain when meeting someone online until you know they are not a stalker
Girl on dating app: “He turned out to be a jerk.”
Friend: “Did you text him from your cell number.”
Girl on dating app: “Hell no! I always maintain ghostability until I know.”
Friend: “Did you text him from your cell number.”
Girl on dating app: “Hell no! I always maintain ghostability until I know.”