The trademark play of the Dallas Cowboys, but not one used during any football game. Instead, this is a play they run in the locker room after, win or lose that involves the entire team stripping naked, finding a partner and beginning to wrestle each other. The winner of this 1v1 is crowned when they successfully butt fuck their opponent. Round 2 begins on top of the pile of butt fucked bodies and this process is rinsed and repeated until there is a mountain of bodies, with one lone Cowboy on top, balls deep in the peak
Cowboys Fan 1: Ahhh man, we choked in the play-offs again.
Cowboys Fan 2: I know, but at least 'dem boys get to hold their heads high as they head to the locker room for their final play, the Brokeback Mountain.
Cowboys Fan 1: God, what I would give to be at the bottom of that mountain
Cowboys Fan 2: I know, but at least 'dem boys get to hold their heads high as they head to the locker room for their final play, the Brokeback Mountain.
Cowboys Fan 1: God, what I would give to be at the bottom of that mountain
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Hi Lylah Anthony
She’s funny, smart, bubbly and pretty. Of you have a friend called Clarissa you are so lucky as she will always be kind and helpful and never turns away someone who needs/ wants help, or who just wants to talk. Almost always seems happy and bright and always has a funny story to share.
Can and will listen to you talk all day, even about the weirdest stuff.
Just a generally awesome person.
Can and will listen to you talk all day, even about the weirdest stuff.
Just a generally awesome person.