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The University of Alabama, 12 national championships in football, hey Golden Dome and Michigan, where you at? Now ranked as one of the top 50 public universities in the nation by U.S. News and World Report, hey Cow Town and Rocky Top, where you at? Get on our level.
How do you compete with a school that can party, and is now known for academia? Oh yeah, you can't. Roll Tide
by p March 21, 2005
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Shit son, my bitch and I smoked some chronic last night and got tizzled.
by p April 12, 2005
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Often used as the following of bands, in particular jam bands such as Phish, Grateful Dead, String Cheese Incident
To be on tour, To go on tour
by p June 03, 2004
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What you have to do if you want to smoke the weed in your dorm room at college.
When Ben wants to light up a phatty spliff in his room he needs to turn on the fan
by p December 04, 2003
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The quality of random motivation or spontaneous motivation that leads an individual or group to perform apparently out-of-the-blue actions. The suffixe -age, a pop culture cliche meaning the quality of something, is used on this word to emphasize the usual reason for spontaneous action: the need for either conformity or its opposite. Another interesting thing about the word spontaneitage is that it is a prime example of itself - its creation was a seemingly random act construed by someone who was feeling a spontaneous motivation to make up a new word for the feeling, so as to distance himself from conformity.
"Michelle's dance move was a really good example of spontaneitage."
"Earlier, Peter was experiencing some hardcore spontaneitage when he shoved the card down his pants."
"It's not my fault, your honor. The spontaneitage inherent in the moment made me cheat on my wife."
by p June 18, 2006
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Slang for pot/cannabis. Derived from the expression to 'poke smot.'
Got any smot?
by p June 03, 2004
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