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Man she massaged my balls like 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

by guy June 16, 2006

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yuccky; repulsive; specifically, having unremoved dried secretions/excresences on oneself or scabbed-over pimples/sores. More generally, dirty, disgusting.

Eww, his handkerchiefs (shorts, sox, etc.) are as crusty as the 6-months old pudding in the fridge.

by guy May 10, 2003

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Blea-otch

The whitening agent Snoop Dogg uses when he washes his clothes.

I need to put some blea-otch in the laundry to whiten my clothes.

by guy April 28, 2003

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blue crush

When you have a crush on someone but it makes you sad cause you know that person will never like you back in the same way.

Man look at Megan, it really is a blue crush.

by guy July 01, 2004

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BLUMF

Big Lip Ugly Mother Fucker

God your a fucking BLUMF

by guy October 08, 2003

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bocchino

Italian slang word for cigarette holder; also, blowjob.

Jenny has never given me a bocchino.

by guy December 19, 2004

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bollock

Something dogs can lick
A good telling off
Do bees have them?

"hey looks that doghs licking its own bollocks!!"
"You're gonna get the bollocking of your life you little bollock!"

by guy March 29, 2005

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