125 definitions by Tommy

drop a doogan

to defecate a large mass of sheeit.

i dropped a doogan on her mom's face, it was nasty.

by Tommy February 18, 2004

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flaming pete

When a man douses his cock in Barcardi 151, lights it, and then proceeds to fuck his partner in the ass.

The only way she could get off was by him giving her the ol' flaming pete.

by Tommy January 27, 2003

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FOYNLS

Go away, you part-time supporter of Macclesfield Town Football Club

by Tommy April 01, 2003

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div

Actually originates from prison slang in the UK. A job often given to the lowest inmates was to put cardboard dividers into boxes. Someone given this job was a 'divider' or a 'div'. Now used as an insult to those who display stupidity.

Oh you fucking div, you broke my ribs!

by Tommy April 25, 2004

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Fuckstick

A stubborn individual who excels in aggravating others with negative comments of poor quality.

My assistant manager is a FUCKSTICK because he constantly uses "Your Mother" as retort.

by Tommy December 09, 2003

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Gargantuam

A person with an abnormally large head.

Jonny and Dexter laughed uncontrollably as the mongloid walked into the classroom

by Tommy December 04, 2003

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comehereyafarkinhoeandslobbamecrackpipe

The mating call of the Western Lowland Lordy

"I really like the cut of your jib young man, what school did you go to?"

"COMEHEREYAFARKINHOEANDSLOBBAMECRACKPIPE!"

by Tommy July 15, 2003

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