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v. tr.
1. To squeeze the testicles until they become misshapened so that your semen comes out a reddish color. Once used as a form of birth control in ancient Japan and China.
2. To make (a person) impitant.

v. intr.
To become impitant.

n.
1. One who has the qualities of being impitant.
2. The discharge of an impitant.
1. Tetsuo painfully impitanted because he liked the more festive red color.
2. The man woke to find that he'd be impitanted by bandits during the night.
3. She was disgusted by the discharge of the impitant.
4. I've always liked the look of impitant on my face after a bukakke party.
by Luke D April 01, 2004
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a dumb fucking word that if used, ironically, means the speaker is stupid.

Speaker 1: Man, I'm so sick of all the stupidness in politics these days.

Speaker 2: Dude, what are you, a 7 year old? It's stupidity, dumbass. Stupidness isn't a word.
by Luke D April 22, 2008
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