403 definitions by Jon

Something that the media and the general public goes crazy over for no good reason. One of the many reasons why I weep for this nation.

Can Paris Hilton just go away?

by Jon April 14, 2005

When a person abuses an old lady, particularly by kicking her in the teeth.

Yo, my grandma was parsonsed by some dude in a back alley.

by Jon April 21, 2005

Greek God. Oh man, a Patouhas is just amazing at anything and everything.

by Jon April 23, 2005

Short for Painful Ball Syndrome. This is when the male is aroused for an extended period of time without having an orgasm. See also: blue balls

Dude, I have some wicked ass PBS after seeing my bitch.

by Jon October 19, 2003

To love eachother and not fight or argue with others.

by Jon September 09, 2003

I am Christian. If you like me, you are a peep.

by Jon December 08, 2004

Yo mang, you be drinkin a pepsi.

by Jon December 28, 2003