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Counter Strike

A MOD for half life. A fairly decent game, ruined by its comunity and often too simple for players of "better" mods, such as DoD and FA.

It is often to find a clan server who consider themselfs great, who are beat by a new clan and then make up bullshit and fail to come up with evidence to prove that said clan was being abusive towards female gamers.

Often clans will have an inferiority complex and ban anyone who dare to call anyone a poof for camping and wasting everybodies time, when face with better oponents they will make up tales of abuse to get them banned and secure there league position.

-=npa=- : they where saying they where gonna rape us..

Better clan : its a widly accepted gaming term (seeraped)

-=npa=- ok we'll show you the logs that say they where being abusive

Better clan : ok then

-=npa=- *sees the logs prove otherwise, says he hasnt got time and wants the better clan benned anyways*

Better clan : stupid fucking children, got beat did you?

by Poop May 05, 2004

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crast

can be used in replace of some words such as "shit" and "fuck" or anything else after something dumb has occured to oneself

Dude 1: 2+2=5
dude 2: it totally equals 4
dude 1: CRAST!

by Poop April 09, 2005

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Crete

1. to poop on, shit on, or fart on
2. to smell absolutely rancid

1. I'm going to crete on the mass-deck.

2. That smells like absolute crete.

by Poop December 13, 2003

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Nebraska Halo

Man, I just wish some of these guys wern't 5 years old and sat inside playing video games over and over again. They're the main statistic for obesity in America.

"Oh mah GEE"---Good grief, that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard

by Poop January 27, 2005