13 definitions by Jeebus

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The act of becoming one with your inner Tim. (I.E. the use of too many ass, penis, whore, or fuck references)
You timerized me.
by Jeebus March 04, 2004
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slang for the already slang word "tight". Often placed with the phrase "fo shizzie".
damn yo.. that's tizzie fo shizzie ma grizzie nizzie
by Jeebus March 03, 2003
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When you go to fart and your worry about it "slipping" in your pants. Especially when you have diahrea.
I ate some taco meat and I slippy'd my pants.
by Jeebus October 06, 2003
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Another word for schedule. The word originated in the Vietnam War when General Sputnik tried to get his personal assistant to check his schedule, but had a dry throat due to lack of hydration. This originally brought about confusion between the two, but ultimately resulted in steaming hot sex.
I'll check my sheeeeedjule.
by Jeebus February 11, 2008
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Pigfucking pillowbiter.
A tubesteak eater
A real Douchebag.
That cop gave me a ticket! What a Zaletal!
by Jeebus October 30, 2003
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