23 definitions by yup

Moon

a mother who annoys you til your death, smokes weed 24-7, makes ur bed when you're 21, pretend to go to work just so u can't have the car, cares more for your pet turtle than her kids, has OCD, and refuses to leave the hizzouse...unless its to riccardos
Basically, ruins everything good

"Hey, Hipster, wanna go meet the man of your dreams?? he wants to marry you in Vegas and live in Cali for the rest of your lives, and he says u never have to work!"
"oh ya know what, i cant, Moon has the car...."

by yup March 29, 2003

Carmel Puff

A fat ass brown person

Look at that carmel puff!

by yup July 1, 2004

penis

Britney Spears's favorite toy. The reason why Miss Spears is becoming more and more slutty every time she appears on camera is because she is being seasoned by penis.

Damn! Look at Britney Spears go. After having many a penis in every available hole, she still jammed one in her cunt and did it one more time.

by yup June 18, 2003

bill of rights

Toilet paper for the White House.

Bush wipes his ass regularly with the Bill of Rights.

by yup September 7, 2003

Solitaire

The most played Windows PC card game ever made, since it comes with every fucking Windows computer.

by yup June 23, 2003

han solo

A popular Star Wars character. Not as good as Indiana Jones though.

I'll bet $40 that Indy will have kicked the shit out of Han before he reaches for that blaster.

by yup June 20, 2003

popalackin

word in thread title on ot

I keep it popalackin, keep it crackalackin, foshizzle dizzle.

by yup March 20, 2003