What happens to your first career after you appear on American Idol

The supplicating position one assumes when grasping the popular six-ounce wireless combination e-mailer/phone known as the BlackBerry between your palms and thumb-tapping messages on its QWERTY keyboard.

An expression used to encourage yourself or someone else when it appears an endeavor is headed for a disastrous outcome (due mostly to external conditions). Based on when Sully averted tragedy by successfully landing US Airways Flight 1549 in the Hudson River. See also, "Land it like Sully."

A self-portrait or a picture with you in it that has the potential to be your default image on myspace/facebook etc.

A phenomenon where the parents of an ugly baby think their baby is adorable and no one else does.

The sex you get from a crossdresser.

When one is hesitant about sharing the contents of his or her iPod.