DLS

Dirty Little Secret
-a secret you and someone else share that you don't want anyone else to know for it may be too much for any other person's ears
Girl 1: "You got breast implants?!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, but don't tell anyone. It's our DLS."
by truasblu123 December 22, 2008
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Bale Out

When someone's stress level explodes to an epic proportion and a 5-minute f-bomb-laden tirade is unleashed on the unlucky soul who was in the wrong place at the wrong time -- much like Christian Bale on the T4 set.
Pam was trying to study for her midterms in the library but the kid across the table kept tapping his pencil to his ipod making her Bale out and get suspended from the library for a week.
by BlagoGal February 03, 2009
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sofa king

A 'friendly' way to say "so fucking".
"Dag, yo! I am sofa king high!"
"I could jump off a cliff, I'm sofa king bored..."
"I'm sofa king stoned..."
"You're sofa king stupid!"
by Anonymous June 28, 2003
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boss sandwich

An unfortunate cubicle configuration in which you find yourself sandwiched in between two of your bosses.
I can't even check my GMail account at work because I'm in a total boss sandwich

I'm such a sad panda at work these days. I'm totally the lunch meat in a major boss sandwich.
by AK47 & Bowlerina January 30, 2009
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VOCD

"Volume Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder"
Function: Noun

A psychoneurotic disorder in which the television viewer is beset with obsessions or compulsions or both to adjust the volume on the television to a "perfect" number, such as 15, 20, 25, etc. and suffers extreme anxiety or depression through failure to adjust the volume or witnessing an "imperfect" number (9, 16, 31).
Joe has VOCD; he must adjust the volume on any television in which it is not set to a perfect number.
by LoneWolf275 January 30, 2009
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fornicating fido

What were you up to today? Oh you know, fornicating fido.
by victor musial December 13, 2008
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bedgasm

A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense sexual experience.
It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.
by tagz December 09, 2008
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