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joke poach

when a joke is said quietly to a friend and that friend repeats it loud enough for the entire room to laugh.
Joke poach:
teacher: belgium is the cockpit of europe, and im not talking about aeroplanes
student 1: (to friend) i dont think anyone was thinking about planes
friend: haha, (loud) MISS! i dont think anyone was thinking about planes!
Class:AHAHAHAHAHA
student 1: dude u totally poached my joke
by jokepoacher July 1, 2009
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running latte

showing up late to work because you stopped for coffee along the way.
I told them I got stuck in traffic, but really I was running latte.
by Tchotchotch August 22, 2008
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mow the laundry

Doing a load of laundry after allowing clothes to pile up on your bedroom floor for weeks.
"say Magdalene, suppose it's time to mow the laundry? I can't get your door open."
by tchotchotch February 28, 2007
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take a digger

1. Commonly used to describe an ungraceful fall.
2. Fall forward or trip and land on one's face
Derived from the volleyball slang- a Digshot is a desperation diving hit that results in a faceful of sand.
I wasn't paying attention and I took a digger when I tripped on the crack in the pavement. I can't believe I fell flat on my face.
by Cliff96 June 25, 2005
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hotness hypnosis

When act of finding someone so physically attractive that you overlook serious flaws in their personality.
Brad Pitt finally wakes from hotness hypnosis, starts to realize that Angelina is batshiat crazy.
by Surface Tension February 17, 2007
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brain bleach

What one might use to erase a particulary nasty image or memory.
Man, I just saw Olga in skin-tight canary-yellow stretch pants. I need to score me about five gallons of brain bleach!
by steve-f November 1, 2007
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Hiking in Appalachia

To have an extramarrital affair. Stems from the disappearance and subsequent reappearance of South Carolina Governor, Mark Sanford(R). Gov. Sanford was thought to be hiking in Appalachia. In actuality, he was having an affair in the South American country of Argentina.
Girl, I just saw Susie's man hiking in Appalachia.
by Chatnoir80 June 24, 2009
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