A show late at night or early in the morning that is on about 1,000,000 channels to cheap to buy late programming showing products costing from $2,000 to <Insert Bill Gates Networth here> that YOUR TAXES put on.
<On Tv>
And you can buy the "Busted Garden Tool" for only 10 payments of 299.99! Call in the next 10 minutes and receive a FREE broken shovel!
<Real life>
I hate paid programming
And you can buy the "Busted Garden Tool" for only 10 payments of 299.99! Call in the next 10 minutes and receive a FREE broken shovel!
<Real life>
I hate paid programming
by SanjiSasuke May 9, 2008
by tmojay January 9, 2005
When you are paid in a form other than cash unexpectedly. This may or may not be something desirable. Term comes from the Trident Layers commercial where the baby sitter is paid in gum instead of cash.
Anyone who pays in gum is extremely cheap.
Anyone who pays in gum is extremely cheap.
"I was paid in gum for moving Steve's shit out of his apartment; I got two of his Xbox games."
"Alas poor Yoric, you paid in gum you cheap bastard."
"Alas poor Yoric, you paid in gum you cheap bastard."
by Hakumei Dagger December 21, 2009
by ill-paid January 4, 2016
To poop "on the clock" at one's place of employment. Then afterwards, divide the wages earned during the time it took to defecate by the estimated weight of the dump to determine how much money you received to "do your business at your business."
I had some bad Mexican food for lunch so rather than go to the meeting, I got paid by the pound. I get paid $12 per hour and in the 30 minutes it took me to produce a 2lb crap loaf, I ended up making $3 per pound.
by O-hole July 30, 2013
by TheOneAndOnlyBigGeorge January 16, 2010
Television programing that consists of companies promoting their products. Usually shown early morning/late at night/whenever you are desperate for something to watch.
Usually the products advertised are worthless pieces of crap being sold for 'the low, low price of 12 payments of 43.32!!'.
Usually the products advertised are worthless pieces of crap being sold for 'the low, low price of 12 payments of 43.32!!'.
by Freak Obscene May 5, 2004