by Person273940013 May 7, 2021
by FloozyFoot June 30, 2022
Josh:" I was at the gym the other day , this chick walks by me and I could see her pubes poking through her yoga pants"
Steve: " oh that's called muff bristles bro"
Steve: " oh that's called muff bristles bro"
by Larry the Cable Guy52 December 3, 2017
Next-level Power-dyke. Will wack any bush regardless of how aggressive it is. The female counterpart to the Male Power-Bottom. Masculine in appearance. Usually dressed in basketball pants and a college alma mater sweatshirt. A short hair style is most common amongst this breed, in extreme Bristle Biting cases hair gel will be present. Not uncommon to this species is a low-toned, (heavy smoker-esque) vocal range.
Bro, back in the sixth grade my gym teacher was a certified Bristle Biter.
"Heads up, 11 o'clock. Full blown bristle biter headed this way...."
"Heads up, 11 o'clock. Full blown bristle biter headed this way...."
by Swizzler89 June 16, 2019