Miranda is the goth girl I've ever seen, as a Starbucks worker she spits in your drink, and as a taco bell employee she squirts in your food. She is the definition of a goth muscle mommy and will grab your balls and rip them in half (in a good way). She will also suck the living soul out of you just to collect your sperm for her minions of evil. She loves death core and will blast your ear drums out and lick the blood from your ears. She has that gorilla goth grip and will fuck you with her feet at anytime. In this relationship, you are the little sub and she is the Dom mommy. She is also the most amazing person you will ever meet and will love you forever.
Simp 1: Miranda pegged the fuck out of me last night it was so hot
Simp 2; Yeah man she spit in my coffee and squirted on my burrito
Simp 3: That aint she she ripped one of my balls out and then kicked me out, apparently she sucked the blood off of the floor when I left too
All together: Miranda dominate me!
Simp 2; Yeah man she spit in my coffee and squirted on my burrito
Simp 3: That aint she she ripped one of my balls out and then kicked me out, apparently she sucked the blood off of the floor when I left too
All together: Miranda dominate me!
by DOUCHE PICKLE 21 October 9, 2023
by knfdifefnjf October 12, 2020
Miranda is known as a very strict teacher or just a strict person. A lot of people at least from my school are scared of her she is basically known as a devil. She sometimes can be nice but only if you be nice back. You will at first like her but the next two/three days trust me you'll see the true her.
by Milly/Mia 😎 November 20, 2021
Miranda… where shall I even start? Once you Cross paths with her you’ll never look back. She has this smile that is so beautiful it will blind you, her deep blue eyes majestic eyes will send chills down your spine.
Rumour has it that she’s so hot that everytime she touches something she burns it!! And…guess what, she is mostly responsible for rising global temperatures as a result! Not only is she the prettiest girl out there, she has such an amazing personality too. She is REALLY smart (best doc ever), and is hilarious!!! Her accents are so funny that you won’t stop laughing all night. She also has super powers and can read you mind, and loves 🐵. She is flawless, and every time I say goodbye it’s a real struggle…she’s all I can think about.
Yours, E
Rumour has it that she’s so hot that everytime she touches something she burns it!! And…guess what, she is mostly responsible for rising global temperatures as a result! Not only is she the prettiest girl out there, she has such an amazing personality too. She is REALLY smart (best doc ever), and is hilarious!!! Her accents are so funny that you won’t stop laughing all night. She also has super powers and can read you mind, and loves 🐵. She is flawless, and every time I say goodbye it’s a real struggle…she’s all I can think about.
Yours, E
by Monkeyhoney xx February 16, 2022
Miranda is a nice person, most likely lesbian (if they identify as a girl in the first place) and has lots of good friends. Miranda might also have some traumatic moments in her life causing things like PTSD. Miranda is a good friend to anybody who is nice to her
by NotWhoYouKnow August 26, 2022