Tom: Hey Babe, now that we are engaged... lets have sex afteral i'll marry you.
Lisa: I love you babe... <3
....becomes pregnant... months later... you know what babe this isn't working out between us. Lets call it off!
Lisa: heart broken and single mother... no father
Lisa: I love you babe... <3
....becomes pregnant... months later... you know what babe this isn't working out between us. Lets call it off!
Lisa: heart broken and single mother... no father
by Venus_D October 13, 2017
by Valentinatina March 2, 2018
A stage in the relationship between a monogamous couple when the members are expected to wed in the near future, but will more likely break up next week.
"Fred and Victoria broke up? I thought they were engaged to be engaged!"
"They were, until he watched Keeping up with the Kardashians and realized that marriages never last."
"They were, until he watched Keeping up with the Kardashians and realized that marriages never last."
by sgoodspeed November 29, 2011
Noun
(en-GAG-edd)
How you feel when you realise you said something completely stupid but thought it was smart in the moment.
(en-GAG-edd)
How you feel when you realise you said something completely stupid but thought it was smart in the moment.
Person 1: “I went to the pacific islands”
Person 2: (Thinking person 1 has bad grammar) “don’t you mean the specific islands”
Person 2: realised how stupid they were and feels engagged
Person 2: (Thinking person 1 has bad grammar) “don’t you mean the specific islands”
Person 2: realised how stupid they were and feels engagged
by Youngan August 22, 2020
by RyRoPyRo March 6, 2010
A euphemistic way to say "fucking."
by TheRealPapiJulo March 29, 2016
You have to piss him off before you get any reaction out of him. "If enraged, It's engaged" was coined just for people like that!
by talk2me-JCH2 January 30, 2021