1) If that asshole doesn't leave me alone he will "end up on a milk carton"
2) til this whole mess blows over, I am going to end up on a milk carton
2) til this whole mess blows over, I am going to end up on a milk carton
by soapmaker June 10, 2009
"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"
by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012
It's what people type into urban dictionary when they have nothing else to do and act like helpless little shits.
"I accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me," Typed me in 6th grade when I was supposed to work on a grammar book.
by Why do I exist March 13, 2018
Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?
Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.
or...
Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.
Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.
Cynthia: .........
Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.
or...
Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.
Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.
Cynthia: .........
by NMguy January 15, 2012
If you try to hard to portray yourself as a certain person (e.g. being rich) in a dating market and don’t sell yourself as a personality at all. You are going to attract people who are only in for the money.
Abba: Dang! this rich dude got robbed by one of his ONS.
Preach: If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats.
Preach: If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats.
by HotMommasDaddyStepCousin August 28, 2021
Person A: Bank of Queensland suspended my card by complete mistake lol
Person B: bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar
Person B: bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar
by Chuck86 July 27, 2023
Our world is one which is unable to accurately acknowledge the past, and the toughness of the situations that occured in the past because our own view is so ascewed to that of people from even a centery ago. Despite this people attempt to use our own morals and ethics in order to deem whether or not past events were appropiate, which is something that cannot be done -Charles Gentley inventor of When you need to find a source that says certain things and are unable to do so and end up making your own (source) aka Social Studies
by Charles gentley February 20, 2017