As prevalent as the common cold. Typically this disease strikes one (or more) athletes in a group of friends.
Symptoms include (but are not limited to):
Ditching work outs,
Cutting work outs short,
Significantly improved creativity for excuses.
Once this disease has been contracted it can take weeks, or even months of dedication to training in order to overcome.
Symptoms include (but are not limited to):
Ditching work outs,
Cutting work outs short,
Significantly improved creativity for excuses.
Once this disease has been contracted it can take weeks, or even months of dedication to training in order to overcome.
by MysterC March 22, 2015
When someone fails to participate in an activity, (usually one involving drinking) through fear of their personal safety or a fear that they will hurl or make a total dick of themselves
You're not coming on the Prague trip? That is softcocking of the highest order!
Stop softcocking and down that pint!
Stop softcocking and down that pint!
by Gareth Wilcox April 9, 2008
When a guy grows a mullet then braids it in the style of Ragnor Lothbrok but doesn't quite pull it off due to them suffering from erectile dysfunction.
Guy 1: Have you seen Stephens new hairstyle? He looks like Ragnor Lothbrok
Everyone else: More like Ragnor Softcock
Everyone else: More like Ragnor Softcock
by Fatwell December 8, 2022
by Softcock Express April 26, 2010
Someone who is always wanting to hop on the dude train. Someone always ready to get on the softcock express and take a softcock.
by softcock Express April 27, 2010
by David Berko June 8, 2022
by Iloveronas69 August 29, 2019